Welcome to the new taxpayer funded organization Planned Victimhood! Planned Victimhood can help prevent you becoming an unwanted victim. Just like Planned Parenthood has a primary function of terminating your unwanted babies, Planned Victimhood will help you terminate any unwanted violent crime. Here is how Planned Victimhood works:
Just as Planned Parenthood’s job is murdering innocent babies, Planned Victimhood’s job is helping you terminating the life of violent criminals.
I wonder how liberals would feel about a taxpayer organization like Planned Victimhood.